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CW RPS Fic: Recliner porn for beanside 
1st-Jun-2007 04:06 pm


Title: Lazy Boyz
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: Total NC-17 PWP
Words: 400ish
Summary: Jeff has tragic taste in furniture, Jared doesn't mind at all
Author Note: Beany baby declared Porn!Friday. Here's my ficlet of a contribution:


So Jeff has this chair in his living room. It's an old Lazy-boy recliner he inherited from his parent's basement when he first moved to LA eons ago. It's made it through every move and every relationship he's had since then.

The first time Jared saw it, he laughed and said, "That's the ugliest God damn thing I've ever seen in my life."

But then Jeff fucked him in it. Pulled him into his lap and onto his cock as Jared ground down, knees over the arms. "Fucking hell, Jeff," he cried out on a particularly awesome thrust of Jeff's hips.

Jeff rattle-snake smiled and reached down one side of the chair and levered the foot rest up. The chair jerked and Jared's eyes rolled back into his head as he gave into to the force of Jeff's hand pushing him back until his head came into contact with the rest, Jeff's thighs cradling his torso. Jeff's thrusts rocked the chair into a rhythm Jared knew must have been created specifically to kill him. He moaned as Jeff hit his sweet spot on every thrust and sway of the chair.

When Jeff's hand curled around his cock, squeezing just right with his thumb on the underside of the head, it was all he needed to call game over, put a fork in him, and come in thick sticky ropes across Jeff's chest. He felt Jeff follow suit deep inside his ass as he came down, counting the stars flaring behind his eyelids.

Jared had the recliner refurbished and re-upholstered the next day. Jeff just laughed, 'I told you so' written all over his face.

 

 

rl - cowgirl up
Comments 
1st-Jun-2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
Nnngh. Mmmmm...I should declare porn days more often!

Cause damn. Sohot!
12th-Jun-2007 02:24 am (UTC)
Thanks. Jeff/brick wall is hot, so it's not a hard task.
2nd-Jun-2007 12:15 am (UTC)
Gnnnngh.
12th-Jun-2007 02:25 am (UTC)
you speechless? i've done my job. (thanks!)
2nd-Jun-2007 12:44 am (UTC)
I like me some Jeff porn on Fridays. Too bad my contribution is *koff* Sam/Dean. I feel so dirty.
2nd-Jun-2007 01:11 am (UTC)
where is this fic you speak of?
2nd-Jun-2007 03:06 am (UTC)
Sitting here on my screen while I stare at it trying to find the end.

2nd-Jun-2007 02:17 am (UTC)
*beams* Jeff always knows best!
12th-Jun-2007 02:25 am (UTC)
yes. he. does.
2nd-Jun-2007 09:42 am (UTC)
Man, I want me one of them chairs.
12th-Jun-2007 02:26 am (UTC)
i know, right? the real question is do they come with the chair.
2nd-Jun-2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
Damn! Very hot.
12th-Jun-2007 02:26 am (UTC)
thanks!
3rd-Jun-2007 04:30 am (UTC)
Hot chair!sex is a great way to celebrate the porn.
12th-Jun-2007 02:27 am (UTC)
i agree! thanks for reading.
3rd-Jun-2007 06:47 am (UTC)
Oh, Jared, you should know better than to argue with Jeff...
12th-Jun-2007 02:28 am (UTC)
i'm sure he does. i just don't think he cares.
3rd-Jun-2007 09:58 am (UTC)
Dude, my recliner sex was never that hot. I must have been doing it wrong. Maybe it's cause Jeff was missing...
12th-Jun-2007 02:28 am (UTC)
he does seem to be a key ingredient.
12th-Jun-2007 03:22 am (UTC)
Well shoot, now I'll never get to have hot recliner sex!
How you doing sweetie? *hugs*
3rd-Jun-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
aslksdj's;dlskhg
12th-Jun-2007 02:29 am (UTC)
my work here is done. thanks for reading.
4th-Jun-2007 12:42 am (UTC)
guh

ugly chair rules
12th-Jun-2007 02:29 am (UTC)
we should all have an ugly chair, and a jeff.
4th-Jun-2007 03:02 am (UTC)
Jesus Christ, you know how to pack a punch! I will never look at recliners the same way ever again.
12th-Jun-2007 02:30 am (UTC)
glad i could help. thanks for reading.
4th-Jun-2007 07:20 am (UTC)
thud
12th-Jun-2007 02:30 am (UTC)
*helps you up*

13th-Jun-2007 01:16 pm (UTC)
Dude. guhnng.
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